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Isn't it funny, the way we name everything..

you know pets now have "politically corrected" names like beau jangles & rexx annie

I named my favorite cat after it died...

yeah,

what.. oh my cats name was potato chip.

I named him that because ya know ..

wait, I guess I'm the only one that knows..

yeah, when I ran over him while reversing down my driveway

and .. it sounded like stepping on a potato chip.

I immediately turned the wheel, veering off-road to a stop.

maaaannn...

me and potato chip! [Raises arm, pointing finger upwards]

we had some good lifetime television.

[commercial like announcer voice]

MORE COMEDY WHERE THE DRIVEWAYS BLIND SPOT END ZONES![end commercial]

now in the middle of my driveway is where the masoleum starts.

I got cujo and potato chip right next to my lucky rabbits feet.

I thought it would be proper, rather than a muddy national park pet cemetery.

I realized when the drunk driver swerved off the thouroughfare, that cujo and potato chips cement memorial was a high curbed alignment check.

my cujo PC should be arriving at any moment

I ordered it from alien warehoused wingdings.

Yeah, tiger direct didn't even return my voicemails..

they obviously were not up to my parlour PC design.

designed by geeks & nerds for Greek nerds that didn't build a Parthenon columnar.

yeah, there were some!

not only me!

..

they kept reassuring that to me..

huh?

like I am some assump pumpkin of consumption.

weird!

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