Please don’t let this go to your head, but do you want some?

Are you an elevator? Because I’ll go up and down on you.

You look great right now. Do you know what else would look great on you? Me!

With school, I just want an A. With you, I just want to F.

Did you have Lucky Charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!

Roses are red. Violets are fine. You be the six. I’ll be the nine.

Do you drink soda? Because you look so-da-licious.

Do you have a shovel? Because I’m digging you.

What did you say your name was? I want to make sure I’m screaming the right name tonight.

That’s a nice shirt. Can I try it on after we have sex?

I think I could fall madly in bed with you.

Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.

Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.

If you’re feeling down, I can feel you up.

What is a nice person like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?

We were both born without clothes.

I’m peanut butter. You’re jelly. Let’s have sex.

I’m not feeling myself today. Can I feel you instead?

I don’t think I want babies, but I wouldn’t mind refining my baby-making technique with you.

You know what winks and then screws like a tiger? (Wink)

My doctor told me I have a vitamin D deficiency. Want to go back to my place and save me?

Are you my homework? Because I’m not doing you, but I definitely should be.

Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates standing at attention.

Can you do telekinesis? Because you’ve made a part of me move without even touching it.

Treat me like a pirate and give me that booty.

If you were a flower, you’d be a damn-delion.

Let’s play Titanic. You’ll be the iceberg and I’ll go down.

Dinner first, or can we go straight for dessert?

I was feeling very off today, but then you turned me on.

Does your name start with “C” because I can “C” us getting down.

I’m having trouble sleeping by myself, can you sleep with me?

This might seem corny, but you’re making me horny.

Want to save water by showering together?

I’m an adventurer and I want to explore you.

Want to go half on a baby?

Do you have room for an extra tongue in your mouth?

Are you a supermarket sample? Because I want to taste you again and again without any sense of shame.

Are you a sea lion? Because I can sea you lion in my bed tonight.

Are you Dracula? You looked a little thirsty when you were looking at me.

Don’t ever change. Just get naked.

I’m just like a pore strip. Hard to get off, but extremely satisfied once you do.

You are so selfish. You’re going to have that body for the rest of your life and I just want it for one night.

If your upper lip is Christmas and your lower lip is Thanksgiving, can I come visit some time in between?

Did you send the invitation to the party between your legs by mail, or do you wanna give it to me in person?

If I was the judge, I’d sentence you to my bed.

Is that a candy cane in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

You must be yogurt because I want to spoon you.

Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged!

My name isn’t Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.

Are you a trampoline? Because I want to bounce on you.

Let only latex stand between our love.

Do you like bacon? Wanna strip?

Your legs must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night.

Nice dress. Can I talk you out of it?

Can I borrow your lips?

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I’m coming home with you.

There must be a light switch on my forehead because every time I see you, you turn me on!

So as long as we’re in the theatre…. why don’t we get some play?

That shirt looks great on you… as a matter of fact, so would I.

Stop, drop, and roll, baby. You are on fire.

I think you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin me.

Baby, you’re so sweet, you put Hershey’s Kisses out of business.

Is that a mirror in your pants because I can see myself in them.

Want to play conductor? You be the engineer and I’ll go choo-choo.

If you look that good in clothes, you must look even better out of them.

Baby, you’re so hot, you make the equator look like the north pole.

Someone should call the police, because you just stole my heart!

Did you get those pants for 50 percent off? They’re 100 percent off at my place.

Did you take your vitamin D today? Want to?

Are you a raisin? Cause you’re raising my hopes for a kiss right about now.

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