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Buena Park, CA 90620-1328
http://www.guymacon.net
********+*****@*******.***
OBJECTIVE: Electronic/Electrical Engineer
EDUCATION: None. I don't need it.
CERTIFICATIONS: None. I don't need them, neither.
MANAGEMENT/LEADERSHIP: My most valuable skill is the ability to
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Guy Macons Resume
RESUME FOR GUY MACON
6158 Flamingo Drive
Buena Park, CA 90620-1328
http://www.guymacon.net
********+*****@*******.***
OBJECTIVE: Electronic/Electrical Engineer
EDUCATION: None. I don't need it.
CERTIFICATIONS: None. I don't need them, neither.
MANAGEMENT/LEADERSHIP: My most valuable skill is the ability to
manage complex product recalls. I understand how to be the fall guy
and take one for the team. Even though all of the projects I've led
have involved product recalls, (which were not my fault) only two of
them went on to class action lawsuits.
HARDWARE DESIGN: I invented electronics, and as such, am an expert
in all areas, including analog, digital, microcontroller,
high-power, low-power, high volume, aerospace and consumer
electronics.
EMBEDDED SOFTWARE DESIGN: I have extensive experience managing
embedded software projects using PL/1, COBOL, RPG, and BASIC. And I
am a fairly good HTML microcontroller programmer.
PCs AND LOCAL AREA NETWORKS: I single-handedly installed and
connected Timex/Sinclair PCs in every home in China. I have also
made it my business to be an expert on viruses, malware and antispam
measures for the latest versions of the MSDOS operating system.
INTERNET: I wouldn't want to second-guess our current President, Al
Gore, but it was I, and not he, that invented the internet. I also
invented Google, Wikipedia and Usenet. And I have lots of
experience optimizing websites for high search engine ranking -- as
can be seen by searching Google for [ Electrical Engineer ] and
seeing which resume comes out on top.
EMPLOYMENT HISTORY: I have been employed by all 500 of the Fortune
500 Companies, many of them concurrently. At the present time I sit
on the Boards of Microsoft, IBM, Preparation H, OJ Simpson
Enterprises, Floyd Davidson's Polar Bear Roadhouse, Ron Jeremy Film
Productions, and Adams-Blake Publishing.
I am fully experienced in all of the following fields: Aerospace
Engineer, Analog Engineer, Assembler, Consultant, Design Engineer,
Developer, Digital, Electrical Engineer, Electromechanical,
Electronic Engineer, Electronic Technician, Electronics Engineer,
Embedded Systems Developer, Engineering Technician, Hardware,
Hemorrhoid Removal, Hydraulic Engineer, Hydraulics, Microcontroller,
Optical, Optics, Orange County, Pneumatic Engineer, Pneumatics,
Product Designer, Product Development, Project Engineer, Project
Leader, Project Manager, Real-Time, Research and Development,
Robotics, Senior Engineer, Senior Engineering Technician, Sensor,
Servo, Software, Structured Engineering, Test Engineer.
Re: Guy Macons Resume
Guy Macon trolled:
>RESUME FOR GUY MACON
>6158 Flamingo Drive
>Buena Park, CA 90620-1328
>http://www.guymacon.net
>********+*****@*******.***
Pretty damned pathetic, if you ask us. How do you expect to get a
job when you write tripe like this?
How does one go about getting an engineering job when one doesn't
have a degree or any certification?
>OBJECTIVE: Electronic/Electrical Engineer
>EDUCATION: None. I don't need it.
>CERTIFICATIONS: None. I don't need them, neither.
>MANAGEMENT/LEADERSHIP: My most valuable skill is the ability to
>manage complex product recalls. I understand how to be the fall guy
>and take one for the team. Even though all of the projects I've led
>have involved product recalls, (which were not my fault) only two of
>them went on to class action lawsuits.
>HARDWARE DESIGN: I invented electronics, and as such, am an expert
>in all areas, including analog, digital, microcontroller,
>high-power, low-power, high volume, aerospace and consumer
>electronics.
>EMBEDDED SOFTWARE DESIGN: I have extensive experience managing
>embedded software projects using PL/1, COBOL, RPG, and BASIC. And I
>am a fairly good HTML microcontroller programmer.
>PCs AND LOCAL AREA NETWORKS: I single-handedly installed and
>connected Timex/Sinclair PCs in every home in China. I have also
>made it my business to be an expert on viruses, malware and antispam
>measures for the latest versions of the MSDOS operating system.
>INTERNET: I wouldn't want to second-guess our current President, Al
>Gore, but it was I, and not he, that invented the internet. I also
>invented Google, Wikipedia and Usenet. And I have lots of
>experience optimizing websites for high search engine ranking -- as
>can be seen by searching Google for [ Electrical Engineer ] and
>seeing which resume comes out on top.
>EMPLOYMENT HISTORY: I have been employed by all 500 of the Fortune
>500 Companies, many of them concurrently. At the present time I sit
>on the Boards of Microsoft, IBM, Preparation H, OJ Simpson
>Enterprises, Floyd Davidson's Polar Bear Roadhouse, Ron Jeremy Film
>Productions, and Adams-Blake Publishing.
>I am fully experienced in all of the following fields: Aerospace
>Engineer, Analog Engineer, Assembler, Consultant, Design Engineer,
>Developer, Digital, Electrical Engineer, Electromechanical,
>Electronic Engineer, Electronic Technician, Electronics Engineer,
>Embedded Systems Developer, Engineering Technician, Hardware,
>Hemorrhoid Removal, Hydraulic Engineer, Hydraulics, Microcontroller,
>Optical, Optics, Orange County, Pneumatic Engineer, Pneumatics,
>Product Designer, Product Development, Project Engineer, Project
>Leader, Project Manager, Real-Time, Research and Development,
>Robotics, Senior Engineer, Senior Engineering Technician, Sensor,
>Servo, Software, Structured Engineering, Test Engineer.
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Re: Guy Macons Resume
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PGP TROLLING # 3133t d1mw1t
Rosie Matsu a trolled:
> I'm a little dimwit, a boring lout.
> This is my newsgroup, and I'll make you pout.
> When I get all steamed up, hear me shout
> Just click delete and tune me out.
>
> I'm a boring troll, yes its true
> Here's an example of what I can do
> Pretty damned pathetic, if you ask us. How do you expect to get a
> job when you write tripe like this?
Presumably to the children's tune?
And when will you quit subjecting us to this PGP-triggered trash?
cordially, as always,
Recovering Meth Addict
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********@********.*** outed!
Rabid Mallard trolled:
(This forgery brought to you courtesy of ********@****.***!)
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>PGP TROLLING # 3133t d1mw1t
Can't set it up properly? Need some help?
> trolled:
> I'm a little dimwit, a boring lout.
> This is my newsgroup, and I'll make you pout.
> When I get all steamed up, hear me shout
> Just click delete and tune me out.
And yet, you can't seem to hit the delete key, can you?
Why is that? Don't want to miss out on the fun?
> I'm a boring troll, yes its true
> Here's an example of what I can do
You shouldn't be so hard on yourself, sweets.
cordially, as always,
rm
Guy Macons Resume
Guy Macon trolled:
>RESUME FOR GUY MACON
>6158 Flamingo Drive
>Buena Park, CA 90620-1328
>http://www.guymacon.net
>********+*****@*******.***
Pretty damned pathetic, if you ask us. How do you expect to get a
job when you write tripe like this?
How does one go about getting an engineering job when one doesn't
have a degree or any certification?
>OBJECTIVE: Electronic/Electrical Engineer
>EDUCATION: None. I don't need it.
>CERTIFICATIONS: None. I don't need them, neither.
>MANAGEMENT/LEADERSHIP: My most valuable skill is the ability to
>manage complex product recalls. I understand how to be the fall guy
>and take one for the team. Even though all of the projects I've led
>have involved product recalls, (which were not my fault) only two of
>them went on to class action lawsuits.
>HARDWARE DESIGN: I invented electronics, and as such, am an expert
>in all areas, including analog, digital, microcontroller,
>high-power, low-power, high volume, aerospace and consumer
>electronics.
>EMBEDDED SOFTWARE DESIGN: I have extensive experience managing
>embedded software projects using PL/1, COBOL, RPG, and BASIC. And I
>am a fairly good HTML microcontroller programmer.
>PCs AND LOCAL AREA NETWORKS: I single-handedly installed and
>connected Timex/Sinclair PCs in every home in China. I have also
>made it my business to be an expert on viruses, malware and antispam
>measures for the latest versions of the MSDOS operating system.
>INTERNET: I wouldn't want to second-guess our current President, Al
>Gore, but it was I, and not he, that invented the internet. I also
>invented Google, Wikipedia and Usenet. And I have lots of
>experience optimizing websites for high search engine ranking -- as
>can be seen by searching Google for [ Electrical Engineer ] and
>seeing which resume comes out on top.
>EMPLOYMENT HISTORY: I have been employed by all 500 of the Fortune
>500 Companies, many of them concurrently. At the present time I sit
>on the Boards of Microsoft, IBM, Preparation H, OJ Simpson
>Enterprises, Floyd Davidson's Polar Bear Roadhouse, Ron Jeremy Film
>Productions, and Adams-Blake Publishing.
>I am fully experienced in all of the following fields: Aerospace
>Engineer, Analog Engineer, Assembler, Consultant, Design Engineer,
>Developer, Digital, Electrical Engineer, Electromechanical,
>Electronic Engineer, Electronic Technician, Electronics Engineer,
>Embedded Systems Developer, Engineering Technician, Hardware,
>Hemorrhoid Removal, Hydraulic Engineer, Hydraulics, Microcontroller,
>Optical, Optics, Orange County, Pneumatic Engineer, Pneumatics,
>Product Designer, Product Development, Project Engineer, Project
>Leader, Project Manager, Real-Time, Research and Development,
>Robotics, Senior Engineer, Senior Engineering Technician, Sensor,
>Servo, Software, Structured Engineering, Test Engineer.
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********@********.*** outed!
Dan Herring, impersonating,, trolled:
> I'm a little dimwit, a boring lout.
> This is my newsgroup, and I'll make you pout.
> When I get all steamed up, hear me shout
> Just click delete and tune me out.
And yet, you can't seem to hit the delete key, can you?
Why is that? Don't want to miss out on the fun?
> I'm a boring troll, yes its true
> Here's an example of what I can do
You didn't include the example.
FUD
cordially, as always,
rm
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Re: ********@********.*** outed!
Rosie Matsu a wrote:
> Dan Herring, impersonating,, trolled:
>
>> I'm a little dimwit, a boring lout.
>> This is my newsgroup, and I'll make you pout.
>> When I get all steamed up, hear me shout
>> Just click delete and tune me out.
>
> And yet, you can't seem to hit the delete key, can you?
>
> Why is that? Don't want to miss out on the fun?
>
>> I'm a boring troll, yes its true
>> Here's an example of what I can do
>
> You didn't include the example.
>
> FUD
>
> cordially, as always,
>
> rm
Hey! Look, there are two more of Roger's multiple personalities visiting us.
How many personalities live inside that gray matter of yours? 26? 35?
Inquiring minds want to know.
--
humjohn AT aerosurf DOT net
Re: RM outed!
HJohnson a crit :
>
> Hey! Look, there are two more of Roger's multiple personalities visiting us.
> How many personalities live inside that gray matter of yours? 26? 35?
> Inquiring minds want to know.
Realto Margarino, Rhonda Moffat, Rosie Matsu a, Rabid Mallard, you
name him, erm, them.
A little investigation on my own allowed me to track back the *real*
identity of Mister R. M.
http://www.kikinovak.net/rm_arrested.jpg
Cheers,
Niki Kovacs
PS: don't feed the trolls. Or otherwise, stuff them until they choke.
Re: Guy Macons Resume
Rosie Matsu a a crit :
> Guy Macon trolled:
>
>> RESUME FOR GUY MACON
>> 6158 Flamingo Drive
>> Buena Park, CA 90620-1328
>> http://www.guymacon.net
>> ********+*****@*******.***
>
> Pretty damned pathetic, if you ask us. How do you expect to get a
> job when you write tripe like this?
>
A rare case of newsgroup ventriloquism.
Niki Kovacs
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