Name: Dale Simmons

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Killeen,Tx

76543

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Job Desired: WHACKED OUT RADIO BROADCASTING PERSONALITY

Background: Many years ago as a Marine (Ret GySgt) I was an electronics instructor. While up on the instructional block,

I would joke it up ALL THE TIME! Multiple voices, multiple personalities, skits, scenes from current movies where I'd play all the parts, funny drawings up on the white board, I'd sing current and made up songs, I'd do operatic falsetto singing, anything that was berserk and I'd also do strange personalities.

I would joke and interact with all the students and everyone would have a hoot of a time while learning electronics.

Here's the thing: Students from the classes ahead of mine would fail their class DELIBERATELY, just to be in my funny and wild class. That amazed me. I was just having a fun time.

It would make all of the other Marine instructors nuts. All of us were ISD (Instructional Systems Development) trained on how to

do all military instruction PROFESSIONALLY.

So here I was, a maniac jerk acting like a fruitcake in front of 30 people for 8 hours a day, while not doing the same thing twice.

Here is the problem: MY CLASSES CONSISTENTLY SCORED HIGHER ON ALL TESTS. HIGHER THAN ALL THE OTHER

INSTRUCTORS IN THE ENTIRE SCHOOL, AND THEY COULDN'T FIGURE IT OUT.

It seems they had a problem holding the student's attention for 8 hours a day. A problem I didn't have.

So they said: "We'll just video you and some other instructors, just to evaluate your instructional technique. You have our word, none of this will go up the hill to the Colonel."

Did I believe them? What do you think?

So, the day they set up all the video cameras with 4 other instructors who decided to step in, I had to teach transistor theory,

the hardest subject in the whole electronics school. I got the go signal and started:

"Good morning class. I'M SSgt. Simmons. And our class today is on transistor theory. We will start our analysis with the first transparency."

And I put up the first projected image up oh the screen behind me. I saw nothing but shocked faces of the students in front of me.

You see, I had these students since their first week of instruction. They had never seen the standard military ISD technique before. It was foreign to them. They were used to my whacked out instructional style.

I did the class, and they left. It did go up to the Colonel, I heard that I got compliments on my ISD instructional technique.

And they never bothered me again as all my classes scored better than everyone else. NO ONE thought to ask me why my classes did so well.

Now I'm ready to bring this nuttiness to anyone who will put me in front of a mike. Talk show, music DJ, and political analysis, whatever.

I'm not doing this for the money, although it would be nice. I'd just do it for the hoot.

Simmons

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