Ilya Gutner
718-***-**** • **********@*****.***
**** ******** ****** ****** ******, NY 10312
@whoistheredfox
EXPERIENCE
The Gragon Project, Staten Island, NY December 2020 – Present
Director of Animation and Co-founder
●Driving Company Vehicle on Company Business as far as Pennsylvania out West and North Carolina down South
●Storyboarding for our comic books and our cartoons
●Directing my wife and her Animation Group
●Running all of our English-language social media
Back in China: Mediated between my wife and her employers at the Animation DeeFactory to secure a work-from-home contract after Shanghai opened up from Zero Covid
Helped my wife and her friends get through the moral stress of Zero Covid
Became fluent enough in spoken Mandarin to pass off for an Uyghur in the local market
Walked up to eight hours a day making the round of local markets to buy the best things that money could buy for my wife to eat
Wrote a few screenplays in Chinese (https://independent.academia.edu/IlyaGutner/Plays)
Learned to tell apart Shanghai and Zhejiang local dialects
MDX Line August 2024
OTR Company Driver
●Same as at Western Express, but with much longer hours
Western Express Nashville, TN March 2024 – July 2024
OTR Company Driver
●Pulling freight
●53-foot Dry Van
●Live loads and Drop-and-Hook
Papaya, LMD (Amazon DSP) SI, NY December 2023 – February 2024 (seasonal)
Delivery Driver
●Drove a Cargo Van and looked up to the Step Van
Maine Bay Canvas, Portland, Maine April-June, 2023 (seasonal)
Installer
●Put up Tents and took down Awnings
St. Johns University Jamaica, Queens, New York September 2012 - January 2013
Adjunct professor
●Taught a semester of first-year Latin to a group of students preparing for seminary
●Tested the young men at the end of the semester on the Latin grammar that they learned
Latin Tutor New York, New York Spring 2009
●Well, I taught Hunter S. Thompson’s widow Latin
EDUCATION
●Boston University, Bachelor’s in English Literature
●New York University, Master’s in Russian literature
SKILLS, LICENSES AND QUALIFICATIONS
●I guess I have pretty good English
●Native fluency in Russian
●A little standard-dialect Chinese
●Can make people listen and explain themselves
●New York State CDL A-Class
●Endorsements: Tanker, Passenger, Doubles and Triples, Tow Truck