THE TEN RULES of IMPROV is

"The SCHOOL of REALITY for Actor

WannaBees and Horrible Bosses"

By Sergei Romanoff

Lee Marvin on the set of Cat Ballou was the master of Improv. Sergei is the master of Sports event video of fans which is the most important thing. https://youtu.be/88HpSKASozo

A Pod Cast Game NAME THA hosted by a Cosmonaut while enroute to Mars… and a repertoire of 2,000 cliches and a game format like WHEEL OF FORTUNE. 1. DON'T OVERLAP (especially during a debate)

How many others can you think of? This is the Reality tool which was one of the FIRST RULES in true Reality Shows. There is no stress once the actors get a hold of these rules. Most of those Actors and or Salespeople already know these rules but they didn't realize it. When the speakers from either side of the debate are face to face there is nothing so powerful as the silence because the next person who speaks, loses. I would not hesitate to say that politicians are example culprits when they remain silent when asked sensitive questions. They also don't want to offer too many ideas for fear of getting scooped. They usually spill the beans once the election is over. This picture was taken before covid otherwise masks would be necessary and the washing of hands is extremely important. Look at Justin Trudeau, he is deciding whether he should give Donald Trump a slap. The slap, if you haven’t figured it out, is the answer to the question. Justin looks like he’s trying to decide. They are both in the middle of the saying NEXT PERSON WHO SPEAKS or SLAPS, LOSES.

2. ALLOW TWO SECONDS between thoughts

(impossible to do so SHUT UP and listen) You will get a flurry of eye balls searching the room for clues. What’s funny about this rule is that rule is that followers will start and stop two or three times only to find that they forgot what they were talking about in the first place. Enter the PRD. What is a PRD? The PRD is the Personal Recording Device, an APP installed on your Cell Phone that reminds you of what was just said by giving it a shake. What’s unique about the PRD is that you don’t have to remember to start this APP.

3. DON'T TRY TO BE FUNNY or laugh at your own funny.

(Allow a beat, a pregnant pause directed at your audience The best comedy will appear without trying. Be patient) The laughing wannabees that ignore this rule, Bomb. Big time.

4. IF YOU REPEAT A WORD, make light of fact that you did

(or if anyone else did or does). When Donald Trump first started in the political business, he did this with constantly repeated words like disenfranchised, bad, fantastic, great, wonderful, etc.

5. IF YOU MUST Cliché CHANGE AT LEAST ONE

WORD or LETTER (Mad, Glad, Sad, Bad World) Example in this Stanley Kramer trailer Canadian spoof of Hollywood Movie Classic Mad Mad Mad Mad World. Jerry Lewis made a cameo in this picture may he rest in peace. 5. Don't say NO... THINK in ADDITION to...

Saying No is a downer. If you roll with the statement or question, it’s like adding to the question like adding colour. Expand the question by using LIKE or AS. You can also add sarcasm by asking a question in response to a question. 6. Don't say YES... THINK in ADDITION to...

Continue the statement or question by using LIKE or AS. (Trying to pitch this idea to a Religiously Connected School Teachers, School Administrators OR School Principals is tough. The HARD-CORE ONES refuse to talk about it even if you present the idea as a game. It's like talking about the Priestly molestation of choir boys or boy scouts) 7. DON'T KISS MY ASS This rule might sound rude, but it is an effective way of building the angst of the word. Isn’t funny that the seven dirty words that George Carlin promoted namely (shit, piss, fuck, cunt, mother-fucker, cock-sucker and tits. (success up to the number 6 rule prior to this rule, if delivered correctly, will be a slap in the face of the student in the Actor's Improv...momentum, agony and ecstasy will prevail if administered correctly)

8. DON'T KISS YOUR OWN ASS (Most Horrible

Bosses don't realize they are doing this because they are surrounded with Over Patronizing Employees with varied degrees of Lie intensity. Daddy Trump sent me to the best schools says Donald)

9. DON'T ALLOW ANY ASS KISSING There’s too

much Protocol around here" was the opening remark from Trump to Hillary Clinton) September, 2016. As Podcast Video Master, I will provide visual materials that an audio Podcast cannot do.

10. DON'T call the Park Ranger because I said Ass...Also, if you have a totally outrageous thing to say or do, make sure you FORESHADOW FIRST. Soon to be Published on Kindle by the Man Who’s going to Mars. Sergei Romanoff

Man of many hats

Pianoman, Editor, Shooter, VW Guy, Singer, Jingle, Cook, Game & Sports show Host.

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