Assistant Personal

Got an Odd Job? I'm your Man. (Mankato)

** **** *** ******* ******** with a journalism degree (that I fondly stare at but have never used), recently laid off and looking to show off my skills in just about anything.

I'm a 21st century, over-achieving renaissance man, really. I say this with a hint of sarcastic arrogance, but I'm really good at almost everything I do because I work hard at it. 'Work hard, play hard', I believe is the term.

Nothing is beneath me (I have a strong grasp of humility), and I'll work on the cheap because something is better than nothing and I'd rather work than watch TV.

Don't have the time or effort to perform a menial task you've been putting off? Try me. If you pay me, I'll do it.

* Driveway need shoveling? I can do that.

* Need a personal assistant? I'm incredible at organizing and prioritizing other people's lives.

* Need someone to chauffeur you around? Never been in an accident (seriously) and only one speeding ticket, ever.

* Need something cleaned? I'm like Mr. Belvedere on the 3rd day of a crystal-meth binge, except for I'm not fat or English, and I don't do drugs.

Seriously - very hard working, congenial, over all pretty mellow guy, just job-less and looking for some spare cash until I find something more permanent

Doesn't hurt to throw out an offer!

Thanks for your time. And for reading the first thing I've ever used my degree for. Looking forward to showing off my skills.

- Derek

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