Customer Service Real Estate
Resume:
David Ian Brager
Richland, WA 993**-*******
ASCAP Member #1682692
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Committee of Concerned Journalists (CCJ) member since 2003
CTM Certified Public Speaker
ENFP
EDUCATION
2009 Masters Business Administration in Marketing
City University of Seattle, Bellevue, WA
2002 Graduated: Bachelor of Arts in Humanities with emphasis in Communications and English
Washington State University Tri-City campus, Richland, WA:(click here for transcript)
1999 Graduated: Associates Degree in Arts and Sciences
Columbia Basin College (CBC), Pasco, WA
1979 Graduated: High School Diploma
Columbia High School, Richland, Washington 99352
INTERNET PUBLICATIONS
UFO Digest - Contact Dirk Vander Ploeg
On-Line Article:: Handling the tools to change the world 17 June 2008
On-Line Article: Rebooting Heaven: The Basics 22 June 2008
BrooWaha - Los Angeles Edition - Contact: David Cohn
On-Line Article: Marines! Save The USA From An Infected Administration! 20 January 2008
On-Line Article: Raising Heath Ledger 24 January 2008
Gut Checka Magazine - Vol 1, Issue 4, Nov. 2005: Poor Man's Marketing. Contact: Rod Mosby
RPG Times - Vol. 9, Issue 9, Sept. 2004: Contact: Karen Mizeri
On-Line Article: "Douglas Adams' Hidden Message"
The Chronic Malcontent Quarterly - Issue 2Q97: Contact: Sue Klaus
On-Line Article: "Life" (web location: http://www.chronicmalcontent.com/Index.html)
The Improv First Internet Talent Contest: (Improv, Philips Media, & Comedy Central sponsored)
On-Line Family Humor Division Winner: Contacted 18 November 1996
Contacted by Cathy at HWB promotions: 714-***-****
My Village On-Line Magazine: Contact: Marcia B. 757-***-****
On-Line Article: January, 1996: "Inventions for our time...or...Was Leonardo as Broke as I Am?"
On-Line Article: July, 1996: "Field of Vision"
PRINT PUBLICATIONS
PROFESSIONAL MEMBERSHIPS
The Dramatists Guild member, May 2006-May 2007, Member #76020. Inactive
American Society of Composers, Performers, and Artists (ASCAP) since March 2005, Member #1682692.
Toastmasters International: CTM Certified (earned between June - Oct. 2002) Atomic City Toastmasters
WORK EXPERIENCE
June 2005 to Dec. 2005: Single R Records
Freelance E-Magazine writing: Gut Checka magazine
http://www.muniklip.com/
Rod Mosby, C.E.O.
605 N. 2nd ST
Augusta, AR 72006
Louis Yoelin
: Composer
972 Hilgard Ave, Suite 206
Los Angeles, CA 90024-3062
www.louisyoelin.com *****@***********.***
Biography for print (is not yet on his website) and editing of other texts.
Feb. 2005: Writing for Hollywood Director
Steve Rocky Production
23852 pacific coast highway, Suite 720
malibu, ca 90265
www.RockyLive.com
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One 45 second monologue
Nov. 2004 to Date: Unpaid Internship Support
Creative Marketing Consultants a non-profit company
2600 North 20th
Pasco, WA 99301
Founder: Gene Holand
509-***-****/x2355
Radio Jingle Lyrics DevelopmentDec. 2003 to Sept. 2004 Post: Unpaid Internship/Website Support
FireFrostEntertainment.com/Majestic Sound Labs
3121 West Hood Ave
Kennewick, WA 99336
Owner/CEO: Alex Saenz
Tasks: Creative brainstorming, website design support, written communications, lyrics.
Work noted on C-Note$ Ju$tice music CD, released 2004, in the liner notes.
Dec. 2002 to April 2003Writer/LyricistJudge M/Matt C Harmon
20309 Hamlin St
Winnetka, CA 91306
Wrote some seventeen tracks including The Tightest Place, The Rappers Waltz, Homeland Security, & What wouldja do without a Gangsta
Terminated relationship when promised contracts never materialized.
Album: Ghetto Quality (ISBN/UPC 6-43157-19892-5) released without contracts on March 5, 2004
1996 to 2002Earned AAS & BA
(see below)
1984 TO 1994Real Estate Appraiser/Advertising/Computer Consultant (Family Business)
A-1 Appraisal Service/ADI Appraisal Service
1515 Wright Avenue
Richland, WA 99352
Closed due to permanent disability, as determined by Social Security.
Tasks: Technical report writing, photography, computer support, digital imaging, cold calling, property inspection, software design, system integration, office machine repair, computer repair, advertising and jingle creation, and article/editorial writing.
1979 TO 1983Computer Consultant/Programmer/Marketing & Sales (Family Business)
A-1 Computer Services
7103 West Clearwater, Suite H(3)
Kennewick, WA 99336
Closed after our supplier (Commodore) began selling through K-Mart at less than our costs.
Tasks: Computer programming in BASIC and 6502 machine language, documentation writing, design, computer tutoring for the bewildered, computer repair, advertising creation and tech support.
1977 TO 1979Dining Room Customer Service Rep and Weekend Night JanitorMcDonald's Restaurant
325 Torbett Street
Richland, WA 99352
Tasks: Two years of direct dining room customer service support, including coffee service, cleaning, and constant interaction with customers. Six months of weekend custodial after-hours support alone without supervision.
HONORS
Washington State University
Four consecutive semesters: WSU President's Honor Roll
National Honor Society/International Honor Society:
Golden Key Membership: November, 2000ACTING
Scraps Improvisational Touring CompanyDirector: Ryan Bennett 509-***-****: Summer, 1997
CBC Blue Ladder Players Childrens Theatre CompanyDirector: Ginny Quinley 509-***-**** x2343: 1996 Season
PUBLICITY
Celebrate Life!: Contact: Dick Hassenger 888-***-****
Aerial fireworks burial at sea of human remains (cremains)
Gave info to Roy Rivenburg for his "Off Kilter" column,
published nationally (LA Times syndicate).
Idea became free publicity opportunity: 28 September 1998
Prior to stunt, Celebrate Life! had only served eleven funerals.
Rodney Dangerfield
(******@******.***) Web Page: (www.rodney.com) 1-800-RESPECT
On-Line Contests: November, 1995: 1st Place in "No Respect" contest.
Material spawned idea used by Rodney Dangerfield for the TV Newsjournal "Extra "
April 18th 1996
Schrader & Murphy Insurance: Radio Ad spots, aired February 1996
McDougall's Restaurant National Anthem (circa ~1986)
Photo Depot Radio Jingle (circa ~1986)
CERTIFICATIONS
Washington State Department of Licensing: Certified Real Estate Appraiser
Residential Classification #270-17 BR-AG-ED-I397B6 Registration Inactive as of 1/27/97
Washington State Department of Health: Registered Hypnotherapist
Professional Licensing Services, #020702
HP10000427 Registration Inactive as of 1/27/97
National Auto Dealers Association:
Certified Manufactured Housing Appraiser (MHA) July 28, 1987
SEMINARS ATTENDED
The Professional Institute:
Real Estate Law, Exam Passed November, 1994
Appraisal Institute:
FIRREA Uniform Standards of Professional Appraisal Practice, Exam Passed May 1991
Appraiser's Legal Liability Seminar, November 1992
The Small Residential Income Property Appraisal Report Seminar, November 1992
Measuring Effects of Contamination and Pollution on Property Values Seminar, December 1992
American Institute of Real Estate Appraisers:
AIREA Standards of Professional Practice: Exam 8-3, Passed May 1987
Residential Valuation: Exam 8-2, Passed May 1986
Principles of Real Estate Valuation: Exam 8-1, Passed May 1984
Residential Report Writing Seminar: Summer 1989
Highest and Best Use Seminar: Fall 1982
Society of Real Estate Appraisers: Underwriters' Guide to Real Property Seminar: Fall 1985
Employee Relocation Council ERC Form Seminar: Fall 1985
Marshall & Swift Residential Cost Handbook: Fall 1984
Western Resources Institute Uniform Energy Rating System: Spring 1984
SOFTWARE DEVELOPMENT
SERVICE & VOLUNTEER WORK
Last Jewish Prophet, second class.
Discovered puzzle in book of Matthew that revealed tools.
This is an elder
Jesus and Christ are two titles he earned.
They arrived twenty years too late to save his life.
Had they arrived on time.
Due to the relationship that Greece had with Rome concerning Sanctuary, it would have saved his life.
For me to earn two titles in his absence
I had to use tools he gave me, including how to see through time
I received the help of people who found the 42 puzzle
They sent tools, including
how to manage time analysis
intelligence of what they saw in the future.
Facts beneath fiction.
It takes three sources to find only one point of reference in space-time
I have to teach the whole world so they will understand two double-crosses in our midst.
I have to introduce the world to an intellect so dangerous and cruel, it must only exist in fantasy.
When people Lie and Scapegoat and Dishonor and Torture and Steal and Kill in their values, they let this thing into our dimension.
Judgment Day has nothing to do with religion.
We were attacked as a species by a value-system trap.
The logic is the most brilliant double-cross logistic.
It hurts you only as long as you trust it.
The instant you reject it,
you reveal all those who have been walking in the shadows of this knowledge
you also reveal those who are using it as weaponry.
This past administration was part of a 177 year coup attempt.
A man had to die on a cross to prove we didn't need holy books.
If you believe an honest man, then with fishes and loaves and raising the dead
There is a matter transference/generator here.
We have untapped technology through the inner network.
Revelations spoke of the 10,000 by 10,000
We finally have enough computer geeks to save this game from chaos.
Volunteer Hypnotist: November 1983 to Present
Extensive Website: http://www.scrypnosis.com
Washington State University
ASWSU Public Relations Chair: Fall 2002
WSU Writers Guild Coordinator: 1999-2000 (Contact: Marjorie Seipt 509-***-****))
Learning Center Volunteer: Summer, 1999 (Contact: Dr. Dallas Barnes 509-***-****))
Kennedy Center's American College Theatre Festival: Dec. 1997 - Dec. 2001
Region VII: Internet Web Designer (http://www.oocities.com/actf-nw)
Korean War 50th Anniversary Commemorative Celebration
Website and sponsorship support: Nov. 1999-April 2000
Scraps Improvisational Comedy Troupe:
Troupe Performer: July, 1997 to Oct. 1997 (began participation Summer, 1996)
KTCR Internet Website: 509-***-****
Complete Web Creation and HTML programming, February & March, 1996
Columbia Basin College Creative Writing Club: President, 1996
Contact: Susan Ingham 547-0511x2316
Habitat For Humanity:
Tri-County Partners: Initial Development of a Habitat for Humanity chapter
Was the first Site Selection Committee Member (August 1993 to August, 1995)
"Concerned About Richland Education" (CARE): Public Relations Chairman, ~1989-1990
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