Personal Assistant

Job Description

Salary: $85-$100k DOE

What You'll Be Doing (The Real Talk)

Ready to be the behind-the-scenes magic that makes someone's life absolutely seamless?

We're looking for a Personal Assistant who's basically a life optimization wizard. You'll be the

go-to person who anticipates needs before they're even needs, turns chaos into calm, and

makes the impossible look effortless.

Your Mission (Should You Choose to Accept It)

You'll Be The Master Of:

1. Chief Coordination Officer - You're the hub that makes everything in the Principal's

world spin smoothly

2. Household Harmony Creator - Keeping spaces organized, beautiful, and functional

(Marie Kondo vibes)

3. Errand Running Champion - Tackling to-do lists with ninja-level efficiency and total

discretion

4. Wardrobe Whisperer - Managing closets like a fashion curator (seasonal swaps,

alterations, the works)5. 6. Personal Shopping Guru - Finding the perfect everything, handling returns like a boss

Space Optimization Wizard - Making homes, offices, and living areas both gorgeous

and functional

7. Mail & Package Maestro - Ensuring nothing gets lost in the shuffle

8. Contact Database Ninja - Keeping everyone's info current and accessible

9. Need Anticipation Psychic - Seeing around corners to solve problems before they exist

10. Quality Standards Guardian - Everything you touch reflects excellence

11. Team Collaboration Star - Making household staff and vendors feel like family

12. Logistics Rockstar - Reservations, appointments, events - you make it all happen

flawlessly

13. Travel Packing Artist - Ready for anything, from business trips to spontaneous

adventures

14. Hospitality Host - Food and beverage service with restaurant-quality presentation

15. Event Magic Maker - From setup to cleanup, you've got the golden touch

16. Handy Helper - Fixing what can be fixed, knowing when to call the pros

17. Ultimate Team Player - Vibing with everyone from staff to VIP guests

18. Care & Responsiveness Champion - Bringing heart to everything you do

19. Growth Minded - Always down for feedback, training, and leveling up

20. Vault of Secrets - Discretion and confidentiality are your superpowers

21. Plus Whatever Else Comes Up - Because life is beautifully unpredictable!

What Makes You Perfect For This

Your Superpowers Include:

Administrative wizardry with tech and office equipment mastery

High-end clientele experience (you speak fluent VIP)

Customer service skills that make people feel like royalty

Detail obsession in the best possible way

Communication skills that could charm anyone

Multitasking abilities that would impress a circus performer

Thick skin for feedback and laser focus on instructions

Learning addiction (the good kind)

Animal whispering capabilities

Adaptability that rivals a chameleon

Relationship building that creates genuine connections

Hospitality that makes five-star hotels jealous

Professional presence with an infectious positive attitude

Zen master calm in any storm

Flexibility to work when life demands it (nights, weekends, holidays, travel)