Job Description
Salary: $85-$100k DOE
What You'll Be Doing (The Real Talk)
Ready to be the behind-the-scenes magic that makes someone's life absolutely seamless?
We're looking for a Personal Assistant who's basically a life optimization wizard. You'll be the
go-to person who anticipates needs before they're even needs, turns chaos into calm, and
makes the impossible look effortless.
Your Mission (Should You Choose to Accept It)
You'll Be The Master Of:
1. Chief Coordination Officer - You're the hub that makes everything in the Principal's
world spin smoothly
2. Household Harmony Creator - Keeping spaces organized, beautiful, and functional
(Marie Kondo vibes)
3. Errand Running Champion - Tackling to-do lists with ninja-level efficiency and total
discretion
4. Wardrobe Whisperer - Managing closets like a fashion curator (seasonal swaps,
alterations, the works)5. 6. Personal Shopping Guru - Finding the perfect everything, handling returns like a boss
Space Optimization Wizard - Making homes, offices, and living areas both gorgeous
and functional
7. Mail & Package Maestro - Ensuring nothing gets lost in the shuffle
8. Contact Database Ninja - Keeping everyone's info current and accessible
9. Need Anticipation Psychic - Seeing around corners to solve problems before they exist
10. Quality Standards Guardian - Everything you touch reflects excellence
11. Team Collaboration Star - Making household staff and vendors feel like family
12. Logistics Rockstar - Reservations, appointments, events - you make it all happen
flawlessly
13. Travel Packing Artist - Ready for anything, from business trips to spontaneous
adventures
14. Hospitality Host - Food and beverage service with restaurant-quality presentation
15. Event Magic Maker - From setup to cleanup, you've got the golden touch
16. Handy Helper - Fixing what can be fixed, knowing when to call the pros
17. Ultimate Team Player - Vibing with everyone from staff to VIP guests
18. Care & Responsiveness Champion - Bringing heart to everything you do
19. Growth Minded - Always down for feedback, training, and leveling up
20. Vault of Secrets - Discretion and confidentiality are your superpowers
21. Plus Whatever Else Comes Up - Because life is beautifully unpredictable!
What Makes You Perfect For This
Your Superpowers Include:
Administrative wizardry with tech and office equipment mastery
High-end clientele experience (you speak fluent VIP)
Customer service skills that make people feel like royalty
Detail obsession in the best possible way
Communication skills that could charm anyone
Multitasking abilities that would impress a circus performer
Thick skin for feedback and laser focus on instructions
Learning addiction (the good kind)
Animal whispering capabilities
Adaptability that rivals a chameleon
Relationship building that creates genuine connections
Hospitality that makes five-star hotels jealous
Professional presence with an infectious positive attitude
Zen master calm in any storm
Flexibility to work when life demands it (nights, weekends, holidays, travel)