Manager Social Media

Dear Breitbart Hiring Manager,

Liberal arts tainted my perception of reality. I literally thought there was a class war and black lives mattered.

Not until leaving my liberal nest did I discover how the world actually works. Meeting deadlines, learning about markets, pitches, and the corporate world shook my liberal frame of reference. I quickly discovered I was not in touch with how the world works. Which was why my job experiences out of college were not truly successful. I learned a lot, but I gained little due to my close minded liberal perspective.

I went to basics, similar to Andrew Breitbart being a pizza delivery man, I, too, decided to work a dead-end job and talk to real people in Texas. I learned so much. I saw both beauty and filth working as a bar back and now as a bartender. I saw how people treat other people and the beauty of roles in society. But, overall I learned that hard work and dedication determines who you are in America. That does not mean becoming transgendered or transracial (*cough* Rachel Dolezal *cough*). It means working hard to unlock your potential within the realms of reality.

With that concept in mind, I've mustered enough courage to apply for a place at Breitbart News.

The 2016 election changed my life. After the stunning upset victory, I came out of the closet and declared my infatuation with Donald Trump and his message, vision, and willingness to take action to better the lives of all Americans. Obama's redistribution of wealth via Obamacare was the penultimate nail in America's coffin. Hillary's victory would have been the last. I expressed these concepts to my friends, publically. Most of these "friends" being the alumnus of Kenyon College, many of which could not muster up an argument about why addressing Radical Islamic Terror is important, and why defeating ISIS is a priority. No one could explain why deregulation would improve market performance and increase small business confidence, leading to more jobs for millions of Americans. No one could really argue without attacking my character. I was deemed the "Nazi" or "racist" label. I soon learned none had a real argument.

To add insult to the injury of my intelligence, many deleted me from social media or spread vicious rumors about how I changed so suddenly. At the time, I was living in Austin, the most liberal city in Texas. Living on my own contributed to my understanding of reality. My past ridicule of the real world became understanding of how things actually work. I quickly learned that before being able to influence the world, I needed to understand it in-depth. Now, I feel as though I know enough to make an impact. I want to save my generation from becoming the worse in history. I want to start by battling the narrative of the mainstream media. I want to join Breitbart News.

Let’s Make America Great Again,

Armand Hernandez

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